Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Star Wars Vs Star Trek
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...