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An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
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