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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
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Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
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Where do you find giant snails?
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Things You Don’t Want To Hear
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A dog’s chalkboard assignments
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A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...