St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Emacs acronyms
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Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...