Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...