Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...