The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...