You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...