Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.