My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...