The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...