Household items
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Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...