Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...