Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...