What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...