Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...