Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...