Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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