Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...