Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...