The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...