A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...