The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...