Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...