Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
New college course for men!
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you...