Blonde and screen door
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Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
What is a grasshopper?
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!