Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...