Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...