Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...