Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...