The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...