Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...