Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
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Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...