58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...