Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...