Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...