Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.