dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...