Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...