Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...