Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...