House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...