Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...