Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...