In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...