Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!