The Feline Diet
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Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
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Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
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Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...