The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...