Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...