Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...