You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...