Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...